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AOGAERU’S THROAT CROAK TEA TONIC //

✋gummy jelly floam
👃ramune, lime, aloe, rhubarb, vetiver, green mango, clover
➕giant lime green floam, frogs, dollar bills, leaves, “gold” nuggets

"Sip, croak, prosper."

Come one, come all, to witness the miraculous elixir that will turn your ghastly croak into a silky-smooth serenade guaranteed to woo the most prosperous patrons and their plentiful pockets.

My, oh my! Day after day of shouting orders has certainly taken a toll on that voice. Flap one’s tongue too often and you might lose it, I always say. Good thing you have your very own Throat Croak Tea Tonic to save the day!

Crafted with care by Aogaeru for his personal use, this tea is anything but traditional. It boasts a blend of exclusive, top-tier ingredients for supreme soothing power:

✨ Verdant vetiver provides grounding stability for the vocal chords, reducing inflammation
✨ Fresh green mango gives lively vigor to your croon
✨ Cool clover will cease your croaking cough
✨ Regenerating rhubarb refreshes your senses
✨ Soothing aloe leaves you feeling fresh as a dew-kissed lily pad
✨ A hefty splash of bubbly ramune adds just a bit of a fun and lively twist

Don’t let a raspy voice keep you from charming the crowd. Try Aogaeru’s special tonic today and watch your ribbits turn to riches.

Aogaeru is a frog spirit that works at the bathhouse under Yubaba. Like other employees of the bathhouse, he is very greedy. When he sneaks back into the Big Tub at night to try picking more gold left behind after the River Spirit incident, he hopes to find gold stuck in the cracks of the floorboards. He is subsequently consumed by No-Face after being enticed with some fake gold. No-Face assumes Aogaeru's voice after consuming him. (Ghibli wiki)

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

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