East Bay Slimes

ZENIBA’S TRANQUILI-TEA TONIC //

✋japanese clay blend slay
👃rose tea, cream, vanilla bean, four black teas, earl grey, tea biscuits, strawberry jam, apple skins
➕0.75 oz color-shifting peachy-orange clear “magic tea” + gold/silver gems to represent Zeniba’s gold seal

Find the balance in your soul with one soothing sip.

Okay, so you’re a little two-faced. What’s the big deal? Everyone has their demons.

When your big bad side’s a little too riled up, kick back and relax with this downright delectable brew that will turn even the huffiest puffiest witch into a kindly old granny.

✨ Resplendent rose to replenish your loving nature
✨ Apple skins to give a warm pinch of color to your cheeks
✨ A splash of cozy cream for your soft side
✨ Rich vanilla bean and tea biscuits to remind you to slow down, take it easy, and never face your stress on an empty stomach

Go ahead – feel your weary soul start to unwind like a skein of yarn as you sip this blissful brew, comforting as a grandmother’s hug.

“So I created a twin for Yubaba. Of course [...] it's still really like two faces of the same person. When we're at work like Yubaba, yelling and making a mess and getting people to work, but when we go home we try to be good citizens. This schism is the painful part of being human." - H. Miyazaki

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

Remember: it's all part of the bit!