East Bay Slimes

KAMAJĪ’S HOT COAL STEAM TREATMENT //

✋lava rock x straw bead x white glue blend
👃sweet and herbal grasses, powders and spices (coriander, spikenard root, nutmeg, peppercorn, cumin), toasty coals, copper pipes, a whisper of sulfur and charcoal
➕3 metal gears (FOR DECORATION ONLY; DO NOT LEAVE IN SLIME OR THEY WILL RUST)

"Instant relief for your most curmudgeonly cramps."

Weathered worker! Do you toil tirelessly day in and day out amidst ceaseless clamor and oppressive heat? And with no thanks or recognition to boot! When your muscles have just about had it from carrying the weight of the Bathhouse on your spindly little shoulders, you need relief that’s just a puff of steam away. (no, not that kind of puff)

Kamajī’s Hot Coal Steam Treatment is the one and only for the ~ distinguished ~ tsuchigumo. Hard-working hands (and by gods, you have a lot of them) need a tried-and-true treatment that won’t quit. Does the Keeper of the Herbs not deserve some pampering with the most potent herbal formulas? When those ancient herbs meet steaming hot coals they’ll crackle and smoke, creating a pleasant mist that will:

✨ Soothe even the most stubborn of aches, from your overextended arms to your weary legs.
✨ Clear the fog of fatigue so you can whip up intricate herbal concoctions and snap back when those soot sprites are slacking.
✨Melt away tension so your limbs feel as nimble as they did in days gone by – you won’t even have to leave your post.

So why wait? Treat yourself, old friend, to a little steam-powered indulgence.

Kamajī’ is a tsuchigumo, a term that was originally used in ancient Japan to refer to indigenous groups who resisted the central Yamato court. These people, who lived in the mountains and other remote areas, were considered outcasts or rebels by the ruling government. The name, meaning "ground spider" or "earth spider," was likely a derogatory label, likening these groups to creatures living underground, lurking in ambush. Over time, the tsuchigumo became mythologized. Their image shifted from human adversaries to monstrous, supernatural beings in folklore. They were depicted as giant spider-like creatures that could shapeshift and ensnare humans. (Wiki)

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

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