East Bay Slimes

SEN’S STRENGTHENING SCRUB //

✋black sugar scrub (white glue blend)
👃hazelnut, red bean bun, dried fruits, black sesame, creamy milk, bourbon
➕an assortment of “flowers” from Chihiro’s bouquet

"Conquer every challenge that comes your way."

Oh traveler, so young and puny, pull up a seat and take a load off – I can see you are overwhelmed by a world that's far from familiar, burdened by the weight of uncertainty, and longing for the strength to persevere! You, my friend, are in luck, for Sen's Strengthening Scrub is here to help you buck up, cement your courage, and emerge victorious from those daunting challenges that lie in wait!

Crafted with the finest enchanted ingredients from your new home, the spirit realm, this scrub is designed to give a little extra support to those who just can’t quite find their strength amidst trial after trial. I mean, can’t a kid catch a break? Don’t worry if you can’t just yet muster the bravery to keep going – Sen's Strengthening Scrub will be your ally in the battles ahead!

Featuring a secret blend of:

✨ Roasty toasty hazelnut to embolden your hidden inner wisdom and potential
✨ Earthy adzuki bean, for your good fortune (you’ll need all the luck you can get…)
✨ Dried fruits for your longevity and to grant you the ability to endure
✨ Black sesame for protection, to sustain your life, strength, and health with the grounding energy of the earth
✨ Fresh milk: This was, ahem, Yubaba’s addition – she insists it’s essential for strong bones, but we think that’s just a bit of Western propaganda… and let’s just ignore that slug of bourbon from her private cabinet. How on earth did that find its way in there?

But wait! That’s not all – this concoction is hardy enough to scrub your tired skin AND the grimiest tubs at the Bathhouse! A two-for-one deal that can’t be beat.

“I created a heroine who is an ordinary girl, someone with whom the audience can sympathize. It's not a story in which the characters grow up, but a story in which they draw on something already inside them, brought out by the particular circumstances...I want my young friends to live like that, and I think they, too, have such a wish.” - H. Miyazaki

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

Remember: it's all part of the bit!