East Bay Slimes

LIN’S WHITE TIGER LINAMENT //

✋foamy plump fleece
👃honey-drizzled satsuma, roasted chestnuts, amber, cedarwood, sweet toffee, ginger
➕black foil leaf (to make crackly "tiger stripes"), iridescent peachy-copper flowers, iridescent “tigers’ teeth”

"Tough on fatigue, gentle on you."

Always the strong one, never cracking, protecting everyone around you…sigh. Can’t catch a break, tiger? Even the toughest no-nonsense gal needs a little self-care sometimes. This salve will put the pep back in your step, soothe your tired roar, and coax those aching muscles back into shape.

You’re out there on your own, and it’s easy to forget the dreams that used to keep you going. But just because you’re stuck in the ol’ daily grind doesn’t mean you have to lose your edge. Lin’s White Tiger Linament will keep you focused and looking fierce, even when you can’t bear to face another customer.

So go ahead. Scrub those tubs. Serve those ungrateful guests. With the strongest salve on the market keeping you swift and nimble, you’ll remember why they call you an apex predator.

✨ Keeps you agile and on your toes (or claws). Feel the power of the tiger restoring your energy and renewing the vigor inside you!

✨ Warm and sweet, with a little zing: just like you.

✨ A soft, plumping salve for the tender-hearted-but-tough. Because even the fiercest beast needs a little care.

“Someday, I’m getting on that train…” - Lin

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

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