East Bay Slimes

DISCOUNTED DUE TO HEAVY SAND FALLOUT. BY PURCHASING, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THIS. DO NOT PURCHASE IF FALLOUT BOTHERS YOU! PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT THIS SLIME FEATURES SAND WHICH HAS NATURAL DISCOLORATIONS. YOU MAY FIND BLACK, GREY, OR BROWN SAND PIECES.

YUNA’S SLUG SALT SCRUB //

✋pearlescent gummy gravel jelly (disclaimer: as shown in the video on Instagram, there is SIGNIFICANT gravel fallout so you will need to play over a surface that can collect it. I have discounted this slime as a result. It's still gorgeous and enjoyable to play with, but please don't purchase if fallout bothers you!)
👃coconut milk, black pepper, honey, salt, cream, rice milk, rice steam
➕pearls, iridescent flowers, flower charm

"Soothes Even the Most Sluggish Workers Wearied by Labor!"

Oh devoted and diligent Yuna, though others may scorn your kind, you, my dears, are the foundation of the Bathhouse’s success. Have you been toiling tirelessly, scrubbing and schlepping to and fro? Have you had it up to here with those unsavory patrons who most certainly don’t deserve those most delectable dishes you have prepared? Do you find your limbs aching and your spirit drained from the unceasing demands of your labor?

Say goodbye to lethargy and hello to renewed vigor with Yuna’s Slug Salt Scrub! This potent scrub will:

✨ Literally melt away your muscles in only 5 minutes – the length of your lunch break!

✨ Buff away those worry lines, ensuring smooth and effortless smiles while you perform your repetitive tasks!

✨ Stimulate your senses with its soothing grind, making you forget you’re just a cog in the capitalist machine!

(Salt is bad for slugs, you say? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen?)

Ahem – never mind that! This scrub is made from the FINEST natural salts and invigorating herbal extracts, meticulously blended to target deep-seated fatigue and rejuvenate your wiggly little body. Elegantly.

Secure your jar of Yuna’s Slug Salt Scrub today and let your troubles dissolve away (literally). Available exclusively at the Bathhouse company store.

“The Yuna or Bath Women are women who live and work at the Bathhouse under Yubaba. They do many jobs in the Bathhouse while employed, such as waiting on the customers, preparing and serving the food, and cleaning the tubs for future use. They are the spirits of slugs.” (Ghibli Wiki)

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

Remember: it's all part of the bit!