East Bay Slimes

RIVER SPIRIT’S PURIFICATION POTION //

✋eggwhite + pebble “herbal medicine balls” (7 oz) + color-shifting clear topper (1.5 oz)
👃herbal river water, purifying betel leaf, tropical plants, hinoki wood, sea minerals, faint hint of bicycle parts

"Our Strongest Herbal Formula to Slough Off Mortal Corruption!"

Ah, you once-majestic spirit – I can see you have been burdened by the filth and foulness of the modern world. Have your waters that once flowed clear become tainted by the grime of human excess? Do you find yourself trapped beneath layers of sludge, your natural beauty hidden from the world?

The remedy you seek is at hand! This formula will cleanse and rejuvenate even the most defiled of spirits. Add one drop of this potent blend to your bathwater to cast off the muck and mire of pollution and rise anew, restored to your original splendor and strength!

✨ Dissolve the layers of sludge & reveal your true, radiant self!
✨ Wash away the oppressive weight of pollution and restore your ancient power!
✨ Rid your form of its mortal stench once and for all!

Infused with herbal medicine & sea minerals, your incorporeal form will be forever fortified – watch the accumulated muck dissolve like magic as your inner light shines.

Available exclusively through Yubaba’s Bathhouse, blended by the Spirit Realm’s most trusted apothecaries: don’t let your rivers run foul any longer!

“River gods have been revered for many years in Japan, but we have desecrated the rivers of Japan, many of which are very polluted. There is a river close to where I live in the countryside. When they cleaned the river we got to see what was at the bottom of it, which was truly putrid. In the river there was a bicycle, with its wheel sticking out above the surface of the water. They thought it would be easy to pull out, but it was terribly difficult because it had become so heavy from all the dirt it had collected over the years. Now they've managed to clean up the river, the fish are slowly returning to it, so all is not lost. But the smell of what they dug up was really awful. Everyone had just been throwing stuff into that river over the years, so it was an absolute mess.” - H. Miyazaki

Disclaimer: The products sold in this shop are for fun and novelty purposes only. They are not intended to cure, treat, or mitigate any real ailments or conditions, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual. All product claims, ingredients, and effects are part of a creative, fictional narrative and should not be interpreted as fact. Use is strictly for your enjoyment, sensory play, and imagination. Please refrain from consuming, ingesting, or relying on these products for actual medical or magical purposes.

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